When you farted, the moon sighed
The Eiffel Tower froze, cracked and fell down
When you farted, 4 million birds tweeted their last
The Amazon & Nile began to flow backwards

When you farted, it brought despair to the townsfolk and relief to The Devil

When you farted, Mother Earth took one last look and then turned around for good
And Father Time buried his head in the sands

And yet, still

you will fart again I know

you will fart again