When you farted, the moon sighed
The Eiffel Tower froze, cracked and fell down
When you farted, 4 million birds tweeted their last
The Amazon & Nile began to flow backwards
When you farted, it brought despair to the townsfolk and relief to The Devil
When you farted, Mother Earth took one last look and then turned around for good
And Father Time buried his head in the sands
And yet, still
you will fart again I know
you will fart again
Carping lotpug! Carping lotpug!
O how you did crescend into a tiny thousandth cutted pieces
And scraped across the Verdana
Weren’t it strewn everywhere? it was.
“Don’t try this at home” the radio announcer warned
I can bloody see now why I shouldn’t’ve
I bet you $13456324567 dollars you didn’t read that number.
You just skipped right over it.
You didn’t even realize I put a letter in it.
No I didn’t but you went back and looked.
I want my like.
Such a cool flavor of the month
When the skin banana splits into quavers on a sidewalk stave
4 banana skins going downward on the slope
Do-ti, la-so, far-so, good-huh?
Bit further down the round – Orange Music!
6 fat fucking peel semibrieves…
Grink’s tankhand is
A varibond splintered by 8 for looks
Nears bent to an armed stretch
Ra – ra – r a
spaghetti music 